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when I was a kid I thought a yeast infection meant you pooped or peed bread or something and one time when I was walking with my parents a homeless man asked for some change and I stopped and told him to go get a yeast infection so he could feed his family.
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What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
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—i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
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they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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green is not a creative color
what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif
lets not bring it up
lets never bring it up
what part of never bring it up do you not understand
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A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
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So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
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